How to Scare an Evangelical Christian
Breaking down the absurd notions of the Patriotic Gospel
I consider myself an Evangelical Christian in theology for the most part. But, the new trend among Evangelical Christians in which patriotism and an America-first attitude outweigh Jesus’ teachings, is not something I can accept.
It seems to me this Patriotic Gospel is gaining more momentum. Though, certainly it’s not an entirely new mindset within the evangelical church. My thoughts below are meant to point out some of the absurdity of what this false gospel leads people to think. I imagine, for those deep within the confines of this offshoot of real Christianity, they’ll only be annoyed with me for calling them out. Hopefully, for others, they can see some of the hypocrisy of it, and turn away.
How do you scare an Evangelical Christian?
1. Suggest the Government Wants to Take Their Guns
For reasons I don’t fully understand, some Christian evangelicals have an unhealthy attachment to their guns. And, short of Satan himself appearing to them, the loss of their guns or right to carry them, is the scariest thing they can imagine. Even though regulations for guns to help the safety of others does not automatically equate to the government knocking on doors and taking guns away.
2. Suggest That the Poor Mexican Family They Built a House for on Their Last Mission Trip is Considering a Move to the United States
This one actually irritates me because it hits close to home. I met my wife in Mexico on a mission trip. And, we went through the arduous process of getting her citizenship legally. I can empathize with the Mexican people who go to great lengths to try getting to the United States for a chance at a better life. Whether they do it the right or wrong way.
The “America first” attitude of the Patriotic gospel implies that anyone who isn’t from the United States is of less value to God. I know Christians who went on mission trips, built houses, and sometimes genuinely got to know the people they helped. But, as soon as they got back to the states, they become actively opposed to any legislation that might offer some help to those same people. In doing so, they ignore Bible verses like Exodus 23:9 which states,
“You shall not oppress a sojourner. You know the heart of a sojourner, for you were sojourners in the land of Egypt.”
3. Ask Them to Make a Small Sacrifice for the Benefit of Others- Like Wearing a Mask during Covid or Getting Vaccinated.
For the life of me, I can’t figure this out. We have evidence of how terrible Covid has been, yet suggesting to these types of Christians that they should take precautions to protect others from catching it gets them all in a tizzy.
Since Covid can be asymptomatic, we can’t know if we have it and are spreading it to someone else whom it may hurt worse. Because of that possibility, however remote, Christians should have been the first in line to do anything asked to protect the lives of others. Yet, many ran the opposite way. They couldn’t be bothered to wear a piece of cloth on their face on the chance it could be saving their neighbor from a virus they didn’t know if they were carrying. The masks protect others from us if we unknowingly have it, so arguments about mask effectiveness to try to justify not wearing them, simply amplified the selfishness of the decision.
Evangelical churches kept meeting without masks, putting others at risk, and generally slowing down any chance of beating the virus quickly. And, a lot of the resistance to masks and vaccines came about because of unhealthy investment in the lies of groups like Qanon and the far-right mouthpieces who claimed Covid was no worse than flu, or that it was a hoax. However, judging by the prayer requests I saw last year (and still see), many of these same anti-mask Christians were exposed to, or knew others exposed to Covid, who developed serious complications from it.
God forbid they willingly abide by a mandate for a mask because in a round about way it must mean the government is after their liberties. And, to come full circle with the first way to scare them, if the government takes one liberty, it won’t be long before they come to take their precious guns.
Now, we finally have vaccines that, while experimental, have shown overwhelmingly positive results. Because of more conspiracy theories they bought into, they waive the option to vaccinate themselves, associating it with 5G and Democrat sex cabals. I exaggerate a bit, but some Christians whom I know have good theology about most Christian things, have made fools of themselves by giving into this type of conspiratorial thinking.
4. Remind Them the President is a Democrat and Mandatory Abortions Will Almost Certainly Come Soon
Many Christians who didn’t necessarily like Donald Trump the person, justified his presidency almost solely on the issue of abortion.
I’m convinced that Satan himself could have run on an anti-abortion platform, and evangelicals would have done their best to vote him into office and call him godly.
Their fear, I assume, is that as soon as a Democrat wins the presidency, the government is going to mandate abortions. Though I must have missed the candidate who ran with the slogan of “Mandatory abortions for all!” Obviously, that didn’t happen, but the cult of Trump lives on, trying to justify his legacy of hateful behavior towards most humans by pointing out that he was against abortion. Which, I’m certain from his standpoint was just a ploy to get the evangelical votes. We’re nothing if not predictable when it comes to politics.
Never mind the kids separated from their parents at borders and kept in unsanitary living situations during the Trump presidency. Their deaths and suffering did not matter in comparison with lives of the unborn. And, while I am not in favor of abortion myself, I don’t think we can justify a terrible candidate for office based on a single issue for which many evangelicals developed tunnel vision.
5. Suggest That a Minority Life Matters Without Specifying That White People Also Matter
Black Lives Matter, Brown Lives Matter, Asian Lives Matter.
These statements do not mean that other lives don’t matter. They’re simply put out there to call attention to suffering of a specific group during times of increased persecution. To argue “all lives matter” as some sort of counter argument to accepting the Black Lives Matter movement definitely exposed some of the closet racism evangelicals had been holding onto since the Obama presidency.
What’s the Takeaway?
All of these mindsets are not necessarily their fault completely. I know good people who are evangelical Christians. They may have fallen into a conspiratorial or problematic mindset, but their theology as a whole on the essentials of the gospel remains. Yet, we are called as Christians to rebuke other Christians when they are way off base. And, that is my intention. If someone reads one of my exaggerated statements above and sees themselves as having fallen into that mindset, it’s time to repent. We are not giving up the true gospel of Christ by loving the less fortunate or sacrificing our comfort for others. If anything, we’re acting more like Christ.
We cannot let out politics and Christianity get so intertwined that we begin to worship a president or a policy more than our Savior.
God’s grace is there when we stumble into these behaviors, and certainly Christians never claim to be perfect. But, if we embrace unabashedly the mindsets of the patriotic gospel, we damage our witness to others, and do more to push people away from the faith.
God’s love for the world, and willingness to sacrifice for the forgiveness of those who believe is the heart of our faith. We cannot preach grace while supporting or participating in actions that deny it to someone. We cannot love our neighbor while possibly infecting them with a virus because we choose not to take precautions. We cannot love our possessions so much that the idea of losing them causes us to go to harmful lengths to keep them. We cannot say we believe in a God whose love extends to people of all tribes, nations, and languages, and then actively put down those who look different than we look. Whatever we do to the least of these, we do to Christ. Isn’t it time we stop hurting the very one we claim to love?
